Waji's Unexpected Questions

QUESTION 1:.

I like to help people out of pure sincerity. In this one occasion which took place during Ramadhan, I decided to help my classmate pass around the dates that she brought for the class. Little did I know that the 'dates' would create such a big misunderstanding. You wanna know what the 'dates' did? Well, go ahead and scroll below.



OOPppss!!! Forgot his name. This guy is a classmate of mine who I shall not mention from which class and in which course and what his name is. Well... I forgot his name anyway... so there's not much of a difference. So yeah... I offered it to him...

Anyway...this is where I wished I had spoken my national language (Malay). Either that, or I should've selected my words carefully. Aduih~
This is how I imagine myself to look like to him. Because I swear to God, his face lighted up and he looked like this...

Except with the hearts... I over exaggerated it a little to show the emphasis on how 'brightened up' he had gotten and how gentle his tone of voice was.

So I was taken aback and confused!!!! It took me a while to notice what just happened and what my question sounded like. So i was like...

I had to be clear and honest with him. So then....

Oh... the poor soul. I felt soooooo baaaaaadddd!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! I'm SO SORRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! I still feel bad. Haihh.

Moral of the story: Phrase your questions CAREFULLY!!!!!!!

True Story.


QUESTION 2:

Another unexpected question that broke out of my mouth occurred during the month of Ramadhan. I was in the Radio Lab in my University and I had a sense of uneasyness within me the entire day while I was fasting. So then I resorted my troubles to my classmates...




I respect ants as creatures of God sharing the beautiful earth with us... but sometimes I get extremely irritated on certain occasions (especially when they eat my food!!! It's like, GET YOUR OWN FOOD YOU STUPID ANTS!!!!!). Note to self: work on your temper with ants.

Well my classmates just thought I was being cute with the question. They had no idea I was serious. I WAS SERIOUS!!!!! True Story.


QUESTION 3:

A few days back my super awesome Radio lecturer, Sir Jo, had a tea party with all of us students. It was hella fun!!! My classmates were goofing off and all. I had a great time laughing at them. Our lecturer also sung a couple of songs to us. Well naturally at a tea party, what do people serve for drinks? Obviously either TEA or COFFEE. So at the time Amierah and I just arrived. I have told you before, I drink alot and I'm most of the time always very thirsty. This is one of the incidents where I asked the most unexpected question I have ever asked in my life. Even I didn't think I would ever in a gazillion years ask such a question regarding my tea-coffee conundrum. Go ahead... scroll down... (Note: "babezy" is a term derived from the word "babe" that I created and use to call my closest friends only)




The Problem: Coffee gives me a migraine and Milk Tea gives me a stomach ache.

THE SOLUTION?


27 seconds later...........



I bet you anything that's what she was thinking. Actually I know for a fact. Because she said it out loud afterwards and laughed at my face. Hahaha. True Story.

Until my next entry... adios amigos. For those in my Uni, GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR FINAL EXAMS! STUDY SMART! Muahxz. Xoxo.

Salam.

*Peace, No War*

-W-

The 5 Typical Me's

The typical side of me that people outside my circle of friends have no idea about.

NUMBER 1 >

I am very terribly horribly no good very badly Forgetful.

To be honest, I myself have no idea how I'm surviving through my studies considering how bad my memory is. That's why I despise tests, quizzes and exams. I don't like memorizing facts because I prefer to understand concepts. Haih. Oh well... at least I'm doing ok. God's blessings. Alhamdulillah for that!

Before I continue, note that I have a car which is a forest green Perodua Kembara (Malaysian) named Ranger. In order to understand the following comic strip, you need to know wHo is Ranger. So just to make it crystal clear, Ranger is my car.

Anyway, once upon a time...

I was just thinking.... thinking.... and thinking some more... but WHAT EXACTLY WAS I THINKING ABOUT? I told you, I'm forgetful. So WHAT WAS I TRYING TO NOT FORGET? To be exact, WHAT WAS I TRYING TO REMEMBER????

The answer?

I was trying to remember where I parked my car. I FORGOT WHERE I LEFT RANGER!!! T_T Haih. TRUE STORY.

NUMBER 2 >

I am very terribly horribly no good very badly Clumsy.

I was having a meeting with a friend for one of my university clubs activity. So then I exited the classroom all cool and happy... as usual... =D

Until suddenly...

OOOUUWWWHHHH. @_@

Lucky for me, nobody saw that happened. So I got up and kept it cool. I seriously need to start being more alert. I'm always completely oblivious to my surrounding which result in my many accidents and clumsiness. TRUE STORY.

NUMBER 3 >

I have my... what-my-friends-and-relatives-would-call-it... A Dumb Moment.

Truth be told, in many ways... I don't blame them. Unfortunately I have no control over them. I just blurt out my dumbness at the spur of the moment. Without thinking or any hesitation... which makes it even worse. This is just ONE of those MANY dumb moments. =/

That one night during the fasting month around 1.00 AM, I was out with my cousin, brother, and a friend to have early sahur or breakfast before the sun rise. So I wanted to get something before we head back home. I went to 7/11 to get water. Oh... I drink a lot by the way. Haha. So random. Yeah, anyway... when I got out... Well, let me just show you EXACTLY what happened. Haih. Why oh why... did I ask such a question. T_T

No kidding. I was really really really seriously asking.

In my defense... I don't usually go out at night. AND!!!! I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT 7/11 OPENS 24 HOURS!!!!! How on earth was I supposed to know that?!?! Haih. Yeah, still... dumb. I know. TRUE STORY.

NUMBER 4 >

I am seriously... Dramatic.

No... I'm not a drama queen. I'm just very dramatic in certain occasions or happenings depending on the situation. For example...

One fine day I was just chilling on a bench reading the newspaper... All is good and fine.

Until....

This so-not-smart of a guy threw his Pepsi can on the floor.

SO how did I react to that?!

I really DID THIS and I really SAID ALL THIS at that moment during that time. There were some guards who saw me behave in such a way. They probably thought I was insane and crazy but I didn't care. To you people out there...

STOP LITTERING!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRUE STORY.

NUMBER 5 >

Last but not least <<sometimes when people talk I can't Pay Attention.

I DO WANT TO!!! But I can't. ={ The two people who knows this most is none other than my two best friends in campus. Amierah and Zul.

Amierah talked... and talked...

All I noticed was that Zul was responding but yet... I couldn't absorb what she was saying. Then I felt bad... so I had to be honest. So I blurted out...

I do try to pay attention... but my brain doesn't wanna accept the information!!! It's like there's this blockage. I just couldn't. Haih. TRUE STORY.

*Peace NO WAR*

-Waji