1.) As a friend I am extremely understanding. The problem that I often face is that I expect the same thing from my friends. To my smoker friends, I don't bug you nor do I force you to quit smoking because that's your personal choice, even though I don't agree with it. But seriously please do respect my personal choice of not wanting to smoke. If you don't...
I will without a doubt throw you this look...
Please do run... Because most of the time after I glare at you with the EVIL EYES... in about 4 seconds after, I might just smack you in the face. Either that or one of my shoes will land on your head. i will allow you to choose but if I were you, I'll go with the smack in the face. Because with the shoe throwing, my heels at times are 3 inches and they are sharp. So yeah, choose wisely. =D
The Logic: I don't force you to quit smoking, so don't force me to start! GrrRRrrrRRrr!!
2.) For some reason I get asked out a lot. I've faced sooo many invitations from guys of various ethnic and age demographics to become their 'special one'... pfffttt... NO THANK YOU! Usually the invite becomes awkward because most of the time these guys were originally my friends-turned-admirers, which totally sucks! The worst part is that they always catch me off guard... because me being me... I'm completely oblivious to my surrounding. Whether I like it or not, I have no choice but to face awkward moments. Now what I do is that I often come up with ways to escape such moments. Now however I have finally come up with a full proof escape plan just in case if such situation emerges once again.
The moment he's about to say the word that would make me most uncomfortable and weird...
RUNNN!!!!!
The Logic: You won't have to face an awkward situation if you're not there! 100% effective!!!
3.) Sometimes it's inevitable... you tend to forget your assignment or you haven't finished it yet or you simply just didn't do it. Usually for me it's because I haven't done it. Ngehehehehe. So how would one escape from such a situation?
THINK WAJI!!! THINK!!!!!!
Typical lecturers... shooting the authoritarian-look to psych us out with guilt. I mean what's up with that?
THE WAY OUT?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!
The Logic: You can never go wrong with world peace.
At least you make an effort to avoid conflict. GENIUS!!! Teeeheeehehehe.
...to be continued...
-W-
Waji the Empress
Peace... No War.
